Hegel, I Nietzsche So Bad
Mark Cain

All the people on your strasse
Are trying to pour cold wasser
On this love affair that we got going on
Come and take a ride with me
We'll discuss philosophy
Roaring down the mighty autobahn
Your kiss always leaves me floatin'
In a dream, though our love's verboten

Hegel, I Nietzsche so bad
Wanna be your lover, wanna be your Superman
It's their thesis that you shouldn't be with me
It's my antithesis that this was meant to be
And the synthesis
Is a sweet, sweet kiss
Administered with great efficiency

Girl, I wanna hold ya
Like Tristan and Isolde
But you know our love ain't no myth
Girl, when you're around
My heart begins to pound
Thundering just like Beethoven's Fifth
Though our love don't mean scheisse
To the hausfraus and the burgermeister

Hegel, I Neitzsche so bad
Wanna be your leibling, wanna be your Superman
It's their thesis that you shouldn't be with me
It's my antithesis that this was meant to be
And the synthesis
Is a sweet, sweet kiss
Administered with great efficiency