Rudolph was a four-hooved ungulate, who, incidentally, possessed a
nasal appendage of a bright maroon lustre. Consequently, if
circumstances were to present themselves that he ever came into your
view, you would most undoubtedly remark as to its illuminary
qualities.

The multitude of other members of the population in his ecological
community, had previously teased, chuckled boisterously, and dubbed
him unspeakable pseudonyms--the objective of which was to lower his
self-esteem and make him miserable. They also excluded him from
participation in leisure activities consistent with their species.

However, on the twenty-fourth of December in an unspecified year, a
mythological, supernatural being inherent to western culture (who
symbolizes the Christmas attitude and allegedly brings gifts to
children) arrived through the super-saturated, humid air. He
formally invited Rudolph, due to his extraordinary nasal
characteristic, to stand at the forefront of his snow vehicle with
the express purpose that he navigate through the nocturnal mist.

At that point, the multitude of other members of the population in
his ecological community who had previously teased, chuckled
boisterously, and dubbed him unspeakable pseudonyms, reversed their
disposition toward Rudolph to a more congenial, amicable
relationship. They consequently exclaimed with great exaltation and
fervor, "Rudolph, the antlered mammal with a maroon nasal appendage,
you shall most certainly be recorded in the annals of time, and your
memory will be preserved for posterity!"